12/03/2007
Chavez Loses
I for one, weep with poor Hugo. It's been a tough, tough year for him. First the King of Spain tells him to shut up, and now he finds out he can't make himself King of Venezuela. How horrible. The man who like the guy he has a man crush on:
wants to be president for life can't constitutionally do so. Oh come on Hugo, just go the Mugabe route and use your military to hold power indefinitely. Just think, you can then pillage, rob, rape, extort and support terrorists just like Saudi Arabia and because you have a decent oil supply you won't have to worry about the US doing a thing to you! Just don't invade any of your neighbors or try to assassinate any sitting Presidents or their Daddy and you'll be fine.
XOXO,
The CO
Labels: and you thought america was bad, castro, chavez, cuba, despots, saudi arabia, the powers that shouldn't be
