New Years Resolutions
- Continue to mock the mockable.
- Jeer at the jeer worthy.
- Continue to spread my own brand of socio-political inanity.
- Find a way to tell Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh how much they look and sound alike.
- Redefine myself by having a better, harder hitting blog.
- Redefine myself by having a sillier, softer, gentler blog with more humor.
- Start a flame war with another blogger just to see who can use the most creative invective.
- Send the President a big bag of pretzels.
- Send Kerry a huge case of Hunts Ketchup.
- Amuse myself constantly.